PICAYUNE —
Forewarning: your old Uncle Bob mought get het up in this’un.
A choir member brought me a magazine to Wednesday night practice, saying he had picked it up in the local doctor’s office that morning, and it might interest me. Sho’nuff, it did.
Note: I am purposely writing more ungrammatically in this, so that those who don’t agree can say with all sincerity: “What a dummy this guy is!”
This was a medical journal magazine, dating back to springtime, and included an article by two real sho’nuff doctors on Lyme Disease.
Let me pause to set up my own credentials on that subject: I had Lyme Disease, undiagnosed, for about 11 years. I’m all broke up anyway, so the symptoms that settled within me were arthritis, to the point that I was taking two to three dozen painkillers (over-the-counter) a day during the winter, when it was worse. Then I got a call from a national magazine to do an article on Lyme, for a bunch of money. Within three days of doing the research, I suddenly realized, “Hey! I’ve got all these symptoms!” Took me six weeks to find a doctor who would recognize, diagnose, and treat Lyme (this was 1989 by now), but I began antibiotic treatment in June, for essentially a year. I was cured, although most Lyme victims are not, sad to say. The spirochete bacteria will always be in my blood, and when my system gets down, I just go back on antibiotic for a month.
During that period, I was doing a lot of high-priced speaking, some talks on Lyme Disease included, and the president of an insect repellant company heard me at a show in Nashville, then the next week got bit by a tick and had the tell-tale “bull’s-eye rash.” He called me the next week to say that his company was going to hire me to write a book on Lyme Disease, and we worked out the details and I went to work. I got about a third through with it, when circumstances beyond our control took that opportunity from me. But I still had the research, and this was back 20 years ago, remember?
Even at that time, there was medical evidence that Lyme had been detected in every state but Alaska and maybe Hawaii. The article B.R. gave me said it wasn’t a problem except in New England and the upper Midwest.
There was medical evidence that the spirochete bacteria had been found in almost every bloodsucking insect, including a Lyme epidemic in Philadelphia that was spread by fleas, and stopped when the city poisoned all the rats! This article blamed ticks as the mainmost vector, which they are, because a tick can carry the infected blood in its system for three weeks, whereas a Lyme-carrying mosquito has to bite me, then almost immediately go bite you, to spread it.
An animal is seven times more likely to have Lyme than a human, and it can be spread by body fluids — blood, salvia, etc — to humans or other animals. I ain’t a cat person, but I thought it was fitting that one can’t identify Lyme in cats readily because, the mainmost symptom in cats is — lethargy! I have once or twice seen a non-lethargic cat, but he had just been turpentined by a couple of bad boys.
My research for the Lyme book also turned up an interesting theory on how Lyme began and was spread, which involves Medical researchers experimenting on mutating spirochete bacteria for what we used to call “Germ Warfare” back during the so-called Cold War. Their New England laboratory was wrecked by a hurricane which blew the bacteria straight across Long Island Sound into — where else? — Old Lyme, Connecticut, where it was initially misdiagnosed as an epidemic of juvenile arthritis in the mid-seventies, a few years later.
Lyme Disease has spread very well since then, and IT IS a real problem in the South, as well as most other parts of the country. Shame on the folks who keep denying that it cripples and kills folks outside of New England! No, Ma’am, I ain’t a doctor; but I’m the most educated-on-Lyme-Disease victim that you know!
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Lyme disease really is in South
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Not your mother’s Ladies’ Home Journal
By Rheta Grimsely Johnson/Syndicated columnist
I haven’t seen the Ladies’ Home Journal in about a million years, except maybe in the dentist’s office when I was trying to avoid a television permanently set on Fox News.
Somebody’s grandchild was selling magazines for a school project, and Ladies’ Home Journal was the only one on the list I recognized. Now it comes to the house.
Let’s just say: It’s not my mother’s Ladies’ Home Journal. This month, right behind a feature called “A Country of People Who Never Stop Eating” is one called “Nice Girls Do Get Tattoos.” -
Health care market needs oversight
By Gene Lyons/Syndicated columnist
Sometimes the best journalism explains what’s right under our noses. In Steven Brill’s exhaustive Time magazine cover article, “Bitter Pill: Why Medical Bills Are Killing Us,” it’s the staggeringly expensive, grotesquely inefficient and inhumane way Americans pay for medical care.
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VA’s appalling failures not recent
By Sid Salter/Syndicated columnist
While recent national press attention to ongoing problems at Mississippi’s G.V. (Sonny) Montgomery Veterans Administration Medical Center in Jackson is welcome and needed, the failures of the overall VA service apparatus in Mississippi are not recent problems.
In short, former U.S. Rep. Sonny Montgomery — Mississippi’s “Mr. Veteran” and author of the modern G.I. Bill that bears his name — must be spinning in his grave. There have been significant failures and poor service to veterans documented by state and local media since 2008. -
Dolley Madison politically savvy
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When Dolley Payne Madison became first lady in 1809, she instituted Wednesday evening gatherings at the White House where political rivals could meet and talk. They were called “squeezes” because so many people showed up and crowded the room. As Cokie wrote in her book “Ladies of Liberty": “All were welcome as long as they were appropriately dressed. And all went — skipping a Wednesday night might mean missing a vital piece of political information or being left out of a crucial deal.”
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Mississippi isn’t immune from national college tuition trends
By Sid Salter/Syndicated columnist
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The Supreme Court heard oral arguments in the case of Shelby County v. Holder — a challenge to the Voting Rights Act of 1965, specifically Section 5, which requires states and localities with a history of voting discrimination against racial and language minorities to get “pre-approved” by the federal government before changing how elections are conducted or voters are registered. -
1st day of spring brings memories
By Wyatt Emmerich/Southside Sun
The first day of spring! My favorite month, April, is just around the corner. Now we just need one big gullywasher to get rid of the pine pollen.
Normally, spring gives me a strong sense of rebirth and renewal, but this spring I seem surrounded by moments crystallizing the passage of time.
It was a year ago, I walked up the porch to my mother’s home to box up her possessions following her funeral. -
Soaking up in tiger paw-shaped hot tub
By Rheta Grimsely Johnson/Syndicated columnist
No springtime ritual was better at Auburn than sitting on hard rocks at a nearby state park to let cold water rush over your feet. You wore cut-off blue jeans and Dr. Scholl’s sandals, the unofficial uniform for coeds in the 1970s, and when you left, you felt ready to tackle tests, term papers and blind dates.
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Medicaid or not, costs will be paid
By Sid Salter/Syndicated columnist
While the battle continues between state Republicans and other fiscal conservatives intent on focusing on the long-terms costs of Medicaid expansion under the Affordable Care Act and Democrats, health care advocates and state hospitals intent on focusing on the short-term benefits, the fact remains that one way or another, the costs of providing health care for the poor, the blind, the aged and the disabled will be paid by the taxpayers one way or another.
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Multiculturalism is not rational
By Thomas Sowell/Syndicated columnist
Among the many irrational ideas about racial and ethnic groups that have polarized societies over the centuries and around the world, few have been more irrational and counterproductive than the current dogmas of multiculturalism.
Intellectuals who imagine that they are helping racial or ethnic groups that lag behind by redefining their lags out of existence with multicultural rhetoric are in fact leading them into a blind alley. - More Opinion Headlines
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